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Johnny English Reborn

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Johnny English Reborn
Rowan Atkinson returns to the role of the accidental secret agent who doesnt know fear or danger in the comedy spy-thriller Johnny English Reborn. In his latest adventure, the most unlikely intelligence officer in Her Majestys Secret Service must stop a group of international assassins before they eliminate a world leader and cause global chaos. In the years since MI-7s top spy vanished off the grid, he has been honing his unique skills in a remote region of Asia. But when his agency superiors learn of an attempt against the Chinese premiers life, they must hunt down the highly unorthodox agent. Now that the world needs him once again, Johnny English is back in action. With one shot at redemption, he must employ the latest in hi-tech gadgets to unravel a web of conspiracy that runs throughout the KGB, CIA and even MI-7. With mere days until a heads of state conference...

Johnny English Reborn

Johnny English

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Johnny English
The movie opens with Johnny English, an inept worker at British Intelligence, having a fantasy about himself as "Agent One." In this fantasy, he successfully sneaks into a building by distracting the guard dogs with squeaky-toys, knocks out the human guards with their own guns, and then successfully seduces a black-haired beauty who tries to stop his mission by pointing a gun at him.

Just as he is about to kiss her, his fantasy is abruptly interrupted when the real Agent One walks in and asks for his papers. Johnny gives them to him, promising that he has "checked personally that the submarine hatch will open." Later, the audience hears that Agent One has died because his submarine hatch "failed to open."

Johnny English

The Women

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The Women
When George Cukor directed his version of Claire Boothe Luce's play The Women in 1939, he stuck to its main conceit by making the entire movie a male-free zone – unless you count some sexually ambiguous lapdogs in the opening sequence. This week's remake, written and directed by Diane English, obeys the rule reverently (until its final scene), a curious choice for a film that holds womankind in such open contempt. If you don't have anything nice to say about an entire gender, why restrict your options so?

The Women

Saw V

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Saw V
Looking back at the Halloween of my youth, I know there was candy I looked forward to seeing in my trick-or-treat bag every year. I’m talking about candy that only showed up at Halloween time, or didn’t taste as sweet the rest of the year when it wasn’t in a convenient trick-or-treat size. Sadly, as an adult, I’ve started to discover that the candy of my memory isn’t actually all that great as all.

Saw V

$5 a Day

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 $5 a Day
There are only two types of Christopher Walken movies: the terrible ones that are somehow watchable because of Walken’s presence, and the good ones that just happen to feature a classic Walken performance. Because Walken seemingly tries to make at least 5 movies a year, thus never turning down a script, there’s just no predicting how films like his newest, $5 A Day, will turn out.

$5 a Day

The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon

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The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon
Straight-up you should know, this is my favorite short film of ALL TIME! It's absolutely hysterical and simply amazing. Every time I am in a bad mood or down, I stick on this short film and it automatically cheers me up.

The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon

Kicking the Dog

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Kicking the Dog
What can I say about Kicking The Dog the movie? Kicking the dog is classed as an Adult Comedy movie because of nudity throughout the movie. The movie itself is about a group of friends who spend one summer together, partying, drinking and having sex and fun.

Kicking the Dog

The Tree of Life

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The Tree of Life
The Tree of Life Movie Trailer has premiered. Terrence Malick‘s The Tree of Life (2011) stars Brad Pitt, Sean Penn, and Kari Matchett. The Tree of Life (2011)’s plot synopsis: “The Tree of Life is the impressionistic story of a Midwestern family in the 1950′s. The film follows the life journey of the eldest son, Jack, through the innocence of childhood to his disillusioned adult years as he tries to reconcile a complicated relationship with his father (Brad Pitt).

The Tree of Life

Killing - Season One

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Killing - Season One
The Killing is an American crime drama television series based on the Danish television series with the same English title, but known as Forbrydelsen (The Crime) in Danish. The American version was developed by Veena Sud and produced by Fox Television Studios and Fuse Entertainment. The series first season, consisting of 13, hour-long episodes, premiered on the cable channel AMC on April 3, 2011, with a two-hour premiere. On June 13, 2011, AMC ordered a second season, that will contain 13 episodes.

Killing - Season One

Cherrybomb

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Cherrybomb
The sight of Harry Potter’s chum Ron Weasley smoking, taking drugs and trying to get laid aren’t scenes from the latest film in the wizard franchise, but rather Rupert Grint making the transition from child actor to a more mature role ahead of his appearance in the last two Potter movies. It’s an astute move to give an alternative option for casting agents which sees him in a more adult role ahead of the famous series of Potter movies, and one that will appeal most to fans of the television series Skins.

Cherrybomb

Srpski film

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Srpski film
Milos is a former adult film star who is down on his luck financially. When he receives a call from his long-time movie actress partner, Layla, he welcomes her call. Apparently she’s heard that a new film director wants to hire Milos to star in his “artistically-designed” adult film for a very generous price. He is easily lured form his semi-retirement by the lucrative offer, agreeing to meet the director in an isolated mansion.


Srpski film

Psychosis

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Psychosis
Directed and written by Reg Traviss, Psychosis is the definition of a horror film. No later than ten minutes in, we witness a serial killer shockingly attacking a group of youths. Near to the attack site, Sarah (Charisma Carpenter), a crime novelist has just relocated to the English countryside, along with her husband David (Paul Schulfor). From noises at night to sightings of non-existing people, Sarah becomes more and more insecure with the belief that someone is hiding in the woods. As the only one to witness such occurrences, the locals are confident that it’s just her imagination, but is it just a case of an overactive imagination, or is there a more sinister plot being carried out?

Psychosis

Jackass 2.5

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Jackass 2.5
When it was announced that Paramount Pictures and MTV would be making the latest offering from Johnny Knoxville & Co. available for free download, I was intrigued. It was an interesting way to promote a movie, and I certainly wanted to check it out for my review. Unfortunately, I was caught in the middle of a winter storm and my internet was knocked out all weekend. Lucky for me (and you), I received a copy of Jackass 2.5 in the mail, so I was able to watch it after all.

Jackass 2.5

Larry Crowne

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Larry Crowne
Until he was downsized, affable, amiable Larry Crowne (Tom Hanks) was a superstar team leader at the big-box company where he's worked since his time in the Navy. Underwater on his mortgage and unclear on what to do with his suddenly free days, Larry heads to his local college to start over.

Larry Crowne

Last Night

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Last Night
In Last Night, Keira Knightley and Sam Worthington star as Joanna and Michael, a married couple living in NYC. They were college sweethearts and have been married four years. One night, they attend a dinner party where Joanna meets Michael’s beautiful new co-worker Laura (Eva Mendes). She sees the way they interact and instantly becomes jealous and suspicious. They go home later that evening and argue over the obvious question — did he, or didn’t he?

Last Night